Thoughts
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{where I unfold my mind ~ daily}
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What?
I spent exactly one year and one day (August 15, 2001 - August 15, 2002) writing a web journal. You will find below an archive of every entry.

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2001 Entries

August

Seasons Greetings - 8/15
Hair Peril & Bus Crazy - 8/16
Chisumbop Universe - 8/17
American Dick - 8/18
Our Poopy Economy - 8/20
Briskman & Briskman, Attorneys at Law - 8/21
Katie Couric's Hair - 8/22
FICTION Gargoyle1 - 8/23
Save the World & FICTION Gargoyle2 - 8/24
Elwood's Visit - 8/25
Party Conversation & FICTION Gargoyle3 - 8/26
Hairbrained Schemes & FICTION Gargoyle4 - 8/27
Books I'll Never Write & FICTION Gargoyle5 - 8/28
Gargoyle's Abrupt Demise & Favorite Books - 8/29
Christ at the Funnybone - 8/30
Braindead - 8/31

September

Autistic - 9/3
Boiled Frog & My Obsession - 9/4
POEM Job vs. Love - 9/5
oh - 9/6
Overworked America - 9/7
Eating Brains & Jobs I Want - 9/8
Nightly Ritual - 9/10
9/11
The Day After - 9/12
War on Humanity - 9/13
Creepy Coincidences - 9/14
Arsenic and Old Bush - 9/15
War Stories - 9/16
Livin' the Corporate Life - 9/17
What People Read - 9/18
POEM Hitting Bottom - 9/19
The War on Humanity Continues - 9/20
Which Way Do We Go? - 9/22
Dream Big - 9/23

Setbacks - 9/24
Acid Flashback - 9/26
Flashback Continued - 9/27
Layoffs - 9/28
Why Does the World Suck? - 9/30

October

Sanity Shrugged - 10/1
Amsterdam - 10/2
Flotation Device - 10/3
Amsterdam Continued - 10/4
Amsterdam & Friends - 10/6
No Dutch Friends - 10/7
Afghan/Star Wars Connection - 10/8
Irony Lives - 10/9
Advice Column - 10/10
Good Karma - 10/11
Worse than Anthrax - 10/12
The Bridge - 10/13
Work is a Joke - 10/15
Stays Insane - 10/16
Talking to a Columbian - 10/17
Israeli Oppression - 10/18
Rush Limbaugh Goes Deaf - 10/19
A Full Day - 10/20
Unsatisfied - 10/21
A 9-11 Survivor's Story - 10/22
POEM Finding Truth - 10/23
Corporations are Communist - 10/24
Devil Punching - 10/25
Short Fiction The Audition - 10/27
Halloween Parties - 10/28
Epiphany of Depression - 10/29
Death Penalty - 10/30
Ronald Gets It - 10/31

November

Short Story Reading - 11/1
Book Stuff - 11/2
Waking Life - 11/3
Bedbugs - 11/4
Layoff the Art - 11/5
Where's Mike Rotch? - 11/6
Trading Dictatorships - 11/8
Vegetarian1 - 11/11
Gadget Americans & POEM Sensations - 11/12
Vegetarian2 - 11/13
Starting to Paint - 11/14
Lil' ol Signs of the Apocalypse - 11/15
I'm Sikh of You - 11/16
Karaoke Brat - 11/17
Indicting Capitalism - 11/18
Lame-fucking-oh - 11/19
Scooter Girl is a Guy - 11/20
Mercurial Sympathy - 11/24
Father's Last Days - 11/25
Oceans of Blood - 11/26
David David - 11/27
My Brother & My Father PT1 - 11/28
My Brother & My Father PT2 - 11/29
My Brother & My Father PT3 - 11/30

December

My Brother & My Father PT4 - 12/2
My Brother & My Father PT5 - 12/3
My Brother & My Father PT6 - 12/4
Ah, Buddha - 12/5
Joel's Murky Life - 12/6
I'm in a Play - 12/7
I'm in the LA Times - 12/9
Shag Rules - 12/10
Shag's Book - 12/11
Exxon-Mobile Terrorism - 12/12
Forget the Thong - 12/13
Tony Randall is a Jerk & Pics of Me - 12/14
Dennis Miller is a Dick - 12/16
12 Songs I'll Never Write - 12/17
U.S. Policy is Foreign to Me - 12/18
Gift Suggestions - 12/19
A Drunk & a Dream about Me - 12/22
I am a Ghost - 12/23
Bribing the Taliban - 12/26
Running into Old Friends - 12/27
I Feel Safe, Don't You? - 12/28
The Government Scam - 12/29
New Year's Resolutions - 12/31

2002 Entries

February

Punk as Fuck - 2/1
POEM Corporate Life & beware of robots - 2/2
I need a Life - 2/4
Captain Blood Returns - 2/5
Sex in the City - 2/6
Cats freak out, Yo - 2/7
Ameritech Blows - 2/8
Pink Socks & Penis Piercing - 2/9
Weekend Freedom - 2/10
My father cried - 2/11
POEM Disconnected - 2/12
America is Addicted - 2/13
My Boss Can Bite Me - 2/14
Abso-fucking-diculous - 2/15
POEM Facing Death - 2/16
Human Rights & Justice - 2/17
I Got Mugged - 2/18
G. W. Bush, Axehole of Evil - 2/19
Bush Dumbs Down, Poverty Goes Up - 2/20
Sketches - 2/21
Chocolate Slavery - 2/22
POEM Words - 2/23
The World Will Change - 2/24
Monsanto Sucks the Big One - 2/25
Don't you need it? - 2/26
POEM I Examine My Thoughts - 2/27
Randomness - 2/28

March

Marvin Mongoose Reviews the News - 3/1
Dumb Type performance - 3/2
Family Loses Mind/Subzero Temps - 3/3
Fly the Ganja Express, Mon - 3/4
Nukes 'r Us - 3/5
A Four Advil Day - 3/6
Theory of the Universe - 3/7
My Journaling Technique is Unstoppable-3/8
De-Shacklify & Paint Ninjas - 3/10
Small World - 3/11
Terror Alert! - 3/12
Which Way the War? - 3/13
Improv the Night Away - 3/14
Who knows a porn star? - 3/15
POEM A Myth Rewritten - 3/17
Unstoppable Journal Technique 2 - 3/18
The World is Collapsing (literally) - 3/19
Touched by An Angel - 3/20
Double Negative - 3/21
Feeling Empty - 3/23
Need Painting - 3/24
Painting - 3/25
POEM The State of the Union Address - 3/26
POEM The State of Disarray - 3/27
The Universal Unconscious - 3/28
Dulled - 3/29
Dead Rock Star Party - 3/31

April

April Fool - 4/1
Sue Whitey, Hell Yeah - 4/2
Capitalist Trickery - 4/3

Bang on the Drum all Day - 4/4
The Tragic Comic - 4/6
Patrick's on Conan - 4/7
Ambiguously Gay Play - 4/8
I Am Delayed by a Bomb & Bush Year 1 - 4/9
Important Announcement by the "president" - 4/10
Slavery Reparations Lawsuit - 4/11
kitchen rag - 4/12
Terror Trading Cards - 4/14
The Man without his Hat - 4/15
Dain Bramage - 4/16
I Had a Sleazy Job - 4/17
Good Luck with Your Queerness - 4/18
Anarchy, OK? - 4/21
The French Become American - 4/22
Exclusive Lunchbox - 4/23
POEM Believe - 4/24
Help Save the Turtles Here - 4/25
The anti-Jew - 4/27
Painting Completed - 4/28
Fat People are Going to Hell - 4/29
Mike's Hard Lemonade Not Making Mike Hard - 4/30

May

Employee Loses Last Shred of Dignity - 5/1
Lobbyists Must Now Stay in Lobby - 5/2
Coleslaw in his Pants - 5/3
I follow a homeless guy with Tourettes - 5/5
U.S to Normalize Relations with Hell - 5/6
Skanky, Ugly Bitch! - 5/7
Unwellness - 5/8
Argentina to Be Auctioned on eBay - 5/9
POEM Tears of a Clown - 5/10
Time Travel is Possible - 5/12
No News is Good News - 5/13
This Year's Hot Picks in Fashion - 5/14
God Bless Amerikkka - 5/15
Is It Hot in Here or Is It You? - 5/16
Arguing Politics with Strangers - 5/18
Comic Book Recommendations - 5/19
Movie Chat - 5/20
POEM Where's the Transformation, Kenneth? - 5/21
Am I the first? - 5/22
Hawaii 5-0 is actually 5-28
POEM The Sublime Breeze - 5/29
Where is Zamboni & Website review - 5/30

June

Hosing Down My Ear - 6/1
Nihilist Argument - 6/2
POEM NIght Storm - 6/3

Someone likes drugs - 6/4
Yes Global Warming, No do anything - 6/5
I said the word "Fish" - 6/6
I received an email about the word "Fish" - 6/8
The painting I took 6 months to finish - 6/9
Yes, Virginia, There is a Mod - 6/10
The Horror, The Horror - 6/11
Magic Faery Ass Dust Saves the Day - 6/12
All Disnevil Employees Must Wear Bras - 6/13
Sidewalk Graffiti - 6/14
Pictures of Hawaii, Man- 6/16
Work is Evil - 6/17
FICTION Blank - 6/18
Thoughts Goes Straight Down the Crapper - 6/19
POEM Finding Yourself - 6/20
Downloading web to Palms? Help? - 6/23

Bi-Curiosity Killed the Cat - 6/24
Being George Orwell - 6/25
Crappy, Outside My Window - 6/26

I'm Wining - 6/27
POEM What I'm Thinking About - 6/28
Bible-icious - 6/30

July

Bi-Curious Booty Shakin' - 7/1
POEM Straight Talk at the Company Picnic - 7/2
My only regret in life - 7/3
Ah, Patriotism - 7/4
Mix a little Brave New World & 1984 - 7/6
How to Download Thoughts to Palm Pilot or Wireless - 7/7
Chewbacca would kick Bush's ass - 7/8
The Secret of My Success - 7/9
sorry to beat a dead species - 7/10
Ah, the loud ol' days - 7/11
A party happened - 7/14
I Slept in Rip Torn's House - 7/15
I Broke the Law, and I Won - 7/16
The Layoffs are Coming - 7/17
Work...Ass...Off - 7/18
Deadpool - 7/19
Lay Off My Friends - 7/22
Buy Some Stock in Starvation- 7/23
More morality mumbo jumbo - 7/24
Write a turtle letter - 7/25
I've done this for almost a year - 7/27
Organize and Resist - 7/28
I Work in a Craphole - 7/29
POEM Mutherfuck steal the funk - 7/30
This is America - 7/31

 

August

It's magic, if you truly believe - 8/1
You'll warm up to me - 8/4
More hot news - 8/5
Death is the white space on every page - 8/6
What could save us? - 8/7
Mundane Day - 8/8
POEM A Debt - 8/11
Consume Citizen - 8/13
Don't use plastic in your microwave - 8/14
The End - 8/15

 

 

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