| 11-4-01 When I was at the grocery store this evening, a man, about 35 years old, in front of me was chatting with the check-out clerk. I didn't listen to most of the conversation, but then I heard him say, "I haven't been able to lose as much weight as I was hoping to because I haven't been able to run." "Oh, did you hurt your leg?" "Actually…no…I got blood poisoning from a bedbug." Mmmh. Bedbugs. They keep you company when you are lonely. They are tasty when you are hungry. Man has no better friend than the lowly bedbug. Women, however, do have a better friend - the charming tapeworm. He's one of those guys that makes a great friend, but, ladies, you don't want to cross that line. Once you get into a relationship with him, he'll lie to you, betray you. He just can't commit to one woman. Tapeworms are users. Believe it. I highly recommend the brand new art book by Mark Ryden called Anima Mundi. See my links section to check out his website. He's a genius, his work is gorgeous, weird, surreal. The book is $40 which isn't too bad for a big hardcover art book. Love it. |
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