10-25-01

This is something real, I'm not making it up, that came in a credit card bill:

Only $7.95*
2276 Talking Games-In-One
2276 games in 1 cool cell phone design along with fantastic sound effects make this multi-game piece great for you or your kids. Games include: Tank War, Car Racing, Ping Pong, Snake, Shooting, Space War, Devil Punching, Lights Out and many more. Perfect stocking stuffer size.

* plus 4.95 shipping and handling.

Mmmh. Devil Punching. Shooting. I can't wait to play all 2276 games.

Today, I spent the afternoon volunteering at an organization that helps troubled city kids - gives them a place to be safe after school, helps with drug problems, counseling, and so on. They moved into a new space recently, so I spent several hours labeling the contents of various boxes for them. In one box I found a bunch of odd clear plastic devices that looked like they might be banana holders. If there was such a thing as a banana holder. I couldn't figure out what the heck…wait, there were also these instruction manuals and…they were speculums. It was a bag full of women's self-exam kits. This was an interesting discover because I had never seen a speculum before. Soon after that, I found a poster that featured a young woman with a buzz cut and lip ring, wearing a T-shirt that said "Spitboy."

I'm serious. Spitboy.

The poster had a series of statements relating to "orgasms" "vulvas" and various female sexual issues. The only phrase that I remember clearly is "The clit is it!" Now that really made my day. Hey everyone - The clit is it!

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