10-01-01

Wow, that's a crazy date. 10-01-01. I guess it's not as weird as 01-01-01. Or 001-010-100. That's a pretty weird date. And Jeff-Fred-pi. That's a weird date too. JUST ANNOUNCED: I will no longer be wearing pants to work! Blazers, yes. Pants, no.

Where have the beverages gone? I seek beverages. That is my quest. That is my holy mission. Be average, little left fielder of acclaim. A claim that has stood the test of time's westward march of Ides. Mmmmh, apple pie.

Causality has apparently failed. Logic has failed. Perhaps the only way is through the backdoor of sanity, sneaking in under the ego. Yes, do you mind just lifting that id up a little bit? As I sweep under it a time delayed poop bomb, and whammo. World saved.

Well, I have not been laid off yet. We'll know some time by the end of the week. Who knows, maybe I won't be. Weirder things have happened although most of those things involved latex nurse costumes.

My cat Ares drools when he's happy. It's a sign of a happy cat when he drools all over your arm.

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